Time for an update to the “about me” post, I thought as it would eventually end up getting filed away in the October 2006 archive that I ought to do something a little more permanent, so here it is, a whole page dedicated to telling you just who in the hell I am.
Brace yourself for what is probably going to be the most un-interesting ride of your life 
My real name: If I tell you I will have to kill you
Birthday: November 30th 1980 (dont forget to send a card)
Age: See above, then do the maths 
Location: Central Southampton, UK which is a bit unfortunate really.
Relationship: Not right now thanks, Divorced mid 2006, so currently single and perfectly satisfied being that way too, however if anyone reading this would like to contribute 50% towards my utility bills each month, I will gladly email, text and phone you on a regular basis and talk about the weather.
Occupation: Sitting in a corner rotting away, gathering dust and growing mould like that bit of cheddar you have had in the back of the fridge for six months and forgotten about.
Smoke: Only if I do it too fast.
Smoke Tobacco: Yep that too.
Interests: Generally a bit of anything and everything as long as it is not offensive, illegal or would upset the average persons grandmother. Being more specific my likes are: Gadgets, Browsing the web, Gaming (online, offline, console, PC, and the more traditional methods), TV/Movies/DVD’s, Computing (i have a slight geekiness about me but really, who doesn’t), Reading books/magazines, playing with my kids.
What I do to “chill”: Well, really see above, you are more likely to find me at home sat down with a book/magazine or in front of the TV or on my laptop/gamecube/X-Box than some pub/bar/nightclub, especially during the winter months, during the summer I tend to go for aimless walks with my 2 kids exploring the city and visiting local attractions, the city library is another hang out for me, well more for my eldest daughter than for me as she likes to go picking out books regularly, so while she is sat over in the kids corner I am usually sat next to her making use of the free wifi or reading some tech book.
Top 5 TV Shows: In no specific order they are: Futurama, Eastenders, The Gadget Show, Deal or No Deal, Spooks.
Favorite Movie: At the time of writing this it is Firewall.
Favorite Song: I don’t have one.
Will this about me page ever end? Yep Right now.
