I’m stood in my kitchen minding my own business making a cup of tea, I look up out of my window and see water pouring down, so I go to investigate and find that said water is pouring out from the overflow in my bathroom.
Water all over the floor as the toilet cistern had got jammed while it was re-filling, absolutely wonderful I thought, I wont repeat what I said, they are not words anyone’s mother would want to listen to.
Thankfully it was clean water.